Five Xmas Gifts You Shouldn’t Be Able to Buy on Amazon (But Can)
What do you buy the Bond villain who has everything?
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2. Large Bag of Bones
For when a *small* bag of bones just won’t do.
Life-size skull, humerus, hand (on wire), hip bone and sacrum (tail bone). Also contains a foot, lower jaw, clavicle, ribs, vertebrae, arm and leg bones in various sizes from life-size to mini. 4th quality bones may be imperfect, discolored, unfinished, or have missing hardware.
3. Ninja Grappling Hook
Ninjas: notoriously hard to buy for at Christmas.
Specially designed grappling hook folds down for compact and easy carrying. With a few twists the 4 carbon steel talons can be locked into position assuring a safe assent. Best yet, it is rated to over 800 pounds and comes with 33 ft. of tough braided nylon rope.
4. Wolf Urine
Nope, me neither.
Great for photographers, gardeners, hunters and wildlife enthusiasts.
5. Roswell Soil Sample
As with any real estate, this soil sample is all about location, location, location.
Red colored soil sample collected from the 1947 famous UFO crash site in Roswell New Mexico. Small plastic bag containing soil sample attached to a Certificate of Authenticity.