Dot.TK Free Domains: Don’t Call It a Comeback

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Looking to register a free Dot.TK domain? I’d urge you to reconsider & simply pay $10 for a regular domain (eg, .COM, .ORG, .NET) from a respected registrar. For just $10, you’ll have full control over your domain & website.

I suggest Go Daddy, the world’s largest registrar. They’re cheap, and pretty easy to use (just ignore the upsells). You can read what GoDaddy users say about the service here.

Think back to 2001. Altavista ruled the school in Nerdsville and AOL was cranking out enough free CDs to pave the Pacific. Business models were for squares, and ad revenue was for trad media, daddio.

Crazy days. Way back then, Dot.TK domains became the TLD of choice for spammers and scammers – the old school .info domain, if you will. Indeed, you’d be forgiven for concluding that the Tokelau islands‘ 1,300 citizens (pictured below) were all hard-grafting Viagra® salesmen and 419 scammers (in cahoots with PayPal’s *cough* ‘account verification team’).

The truth is less exciting (which is a shame, as my version would make a cracking tiki-themed reality TV show). The bijou South Pacific islands got their mitts on a TLD, and took the Yankee dollar Dutch guilder in exchange for allowing any Tom, Dick or beleaguered Nigerian Head of State the right to register domains gratis. The idyllic South Pacific islands now boast a staggering 1,300+ domain name registrations per capita.

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A recent McAfee study concluded that a staggering 10.1% of Dot.TK websites were home to spyware, spam, phishing scams or some other flavour of malware. Hilariously, US ISP RoadRunner once decided the only solution was to block every Dot.TK domain bar two.

Since the Dot.TK registry brags of serving 6,000,000 unique visitors daily, we can guesstimate that a staggering 606,000 internet users get the chance to be scammed every day of the year in the name of the Tokelau people (I guess I can kiss my Tokelau visa goodbye).

Why the dot.com history lesson? Dot.TK domains are getting a makeover, with some interesting news for online marketing aficionados, cheapskates, domain geeks and, hey, all you trademark owners out there.

They’ve given a young child some new crayons to draw a Dot.TK logo:

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They’ve coined a factually inaccurate strapline: “Renaming The Internet”. They’ve opened offices in Soho, London, seconds from Nonsense HQ and London’s finest burrito joint.

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Heck, they’ve even crafted a mission statement, just like NASA. In the immortal words of MC Hammer, they now aim to be “too legit to quit”. Onwards with the news.

Free Domain Names

Common or garden Dot.TK domains remain free (read: longer than four letters, no ‘premium’ .tk domains, no trademarks). That’s right: free domain names. Be sure to read the quirky domain registration T+Cs, like the fact you lose your free domain if you get less than 25 visitors/day.

Free domains carry a Blogspot-style banner up top with contextual ads and thumbnails of popular .TK sites. Popular .TK sites? Hmm… I’d not be comfortable with promoting that kind of site. So lucky that paid Dot.TK domains start at $6.95/year. Ever wonder how Google stock hit $700? Witness Mountain View’s finest mercilessly monetizing those lucrative ‘Learn how to speak Tokelau‘ SERPs on Google.tk:

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Dot.TK Contextual Ads

Fortunately for us, the Tokelau islanders are an ad-loving people. Dot.TK are launching a contextual ad platform to serve text ads on free Dot.TK domains. Forget the awful name (‘Buy-an-Eye‘, anyone? ANYONE?), I’ll be investigating for cheapo, high volume traffic.

Plus every Dot.TK click you buy is one less user to get scammed on a Dot.TK domain. Signup now for launch notification by email. Rumours that Dot.TK registry emails arrive from the desk of deposed Nigerian President Shehu Shagari are yet to be confirmed.

Dot.TK Sunrise Period

Trademark owners have until December 3rd 2007 to claim their trademark domains
(NB. Google.TK is short on Tokelau sunrise photos, so make do with a Tokelau sunset up top).

Dot.TK API

The Dot.TK API allows you to integrate free domain registration into your site or application. While it’s hard to imagine Google.tk becoming a regular in your referral logs, throwaway Dot.TK domains could integrate well with noob-friendly web design packages, like the fabulous RapidWeaver.

Enough about Dot.TK domains. Go book your late, late summer break in Tokelau and be sure to share your top Tokelau tourist tips in the comments.

35 Discarded Web 2.0 Domain Names

Web 2.0 Badges

There’s more to Web 2.0 than pointless AJAX, gratuitous gradient fills, and inexplicable invite-only betas. And I don’t mean getting a gushing TechCrunch writeup before you’ve got a business plan.

Any Web 2.0 startup worth it’s $15 billion valuation needs a brandable domain name. Something that’s available to register and sounds deep while meaning precisely zip.

Where to begin? Choosing a decent domain for your Boo.com-on-a-budget is a tough racket.

Relax. My company is not called Quality Nonsense Ltd for nothing. Sit back and get your folksonomies around these brandable Web 2.0 domain names.

I’ll relinquish all rights in exchange for a mere 1% equity stake in your world-class social-shopping-meets-Google-Maps meta-mashup.

(At the time of writing, these domains are all available. I buy my domains at Moniker, I highly recommend you splash some of that VC cash burning a hole in your pocket their way.)

  • ChillSuit.com
  • Bongari.com
  • WarmCuts.com
  • EarlyApples.com
  • PoisonedChalis.com
  • ClickyBump.com
  • WhaPop.com
  • DemonPanda.com
  • Katsoja.com
  • ZoomClimb.com
  • ApeNinja.com
  • Wikihog.com
  • Xjojox.com
  • Instadeath.com
  • Redivided.com
  • TheNonExistanceOfGod.com
  • TimeTravellingJesus.com
  • DeExist.com
  • MoreFoolMe.com
  • Autobesity.com
  • Bumbra.com
  • HowToBeUnique.com
  • Archetypically.com
  • Necessarium.com
  • ElectroBeatbox.com
  • Slowcality.com
  • FlyRiffs.com
  • WhyReadaBook.com
  • Hat3r.com
  • OneCarefulPwnr.com
  • Assassinologist.com
  • ManifestOcean.com
  • ChatterXL.com
  • Shuntster.com
  • DazzleBeat.com

(NB. Illustration c/o Web20badges.com).

FaceBook Flyers: How to Get Banned in Minutes

Facebook’s new Flyers Pro pay-per-click ads have got a lot of affiliates excited (see exhibits A, B and C).

The good news is Facebook have dropped their nonsensical $50/day ad spend cap. The bad news is it’s still super-simple to get banned and have your ad account disabled without playing dirty.

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Late last night, I placed an ad for a prize draw sponsored by a well-known alcohol brand. The ads were shown only to UK users old enough to buy booze. The ad was disapproved. That’s fine; Facebook have every right to moderate ads on their site.

The kicker? It’s in three parts:

1) Facebook refuse to explain why an ad is disapproved (I later learned they disallow alcohol ads).

2) Facebook’s advertiser guidelines (PDF) are only displayed once you’ve had an ad disapproved. There are no guidelines for new advertisers.

3) One disapproved ad puts you well on the way to a ban.

Ergo there is no way for a new advertiser to understand Facebook’s advertising rules without inadvertently breaking them. And breaking the rules puts your Facebook Flyers Pro account at risk.

As far as I am aware, I did not breach any of Facebook’s other advertising guidelines. Yet in the early hours of this morning my Facebook ad account was disabled with this message:

“An error has occurred. Your account has been disabled. Generally, we disable an account if too many of its ads violate our Terms of Service or Advertising Guidelines. All of your ads have been stopped and should not be run again on the site under any circumstances. Unfortunately we cannot provide you with the specific violations that have been deemed abusive. Please review our Terms and Guidelines if you have further questions.”

My advice? Read Facebook’s advertising guidelines (PDF) very, very closely. Here’s a quick rundown of what’s banned by Facebook:

  • Adult content
  • Profanity, vulgarity and obscenity
  • Defamatory, libelous or slanderous content
  • Content that infringes upon the rights of any third party (eg, copyright, trademarks)
  • Liquor, beer, wine, tobacco products or firearms
  • Gambling
  • Inflammatory religious content
  • Politically religious agendas
  • Political content that exploits political agendas for commercial use
  • Hate speech
  • Illegal activity
  • Content from uncertified pharmacies;
  • Web cams or surveillance equipment for non-legitimate use
  • “Spam” or other advertising that violates applicable laws
  • Web-based non-accredited colleges that offer degrees
  • Credit card applications

Keep a close eye on the T+Cs, since the wording of these has changed since last night.

PS. The question everyone asks is “Does Facebook traffic convert”? My answer: Damn right, if you are smart with what you promote (ie, Facebook users aren’t shopping for mortgages).

BlogRush Sucks: All Blog, No Rush

Hold the front page: BlogRush sucks. In the last 30 days, BlogRush has sent a grand total of 0.19% of this site’s visitors, or 1% of the traffic it received from StumbleUpon. BlogRush, you’re fired…

Five Reasons Why “You’re Fired”…

I’m looking to expand my roster of contractors (designers and HTML monkeys, since you ask) and got a few dozen decent applications c/o the Gumtree and Reed’s Freecruitment site.

Talented Hacks in “Cracking Linkbait” Shocker

Buy cheap, buy twice. That was my old man’s advice on battered Ford Fiestas. But the same rule applies to content writers (hear me out).